My Dad: Oh, I was looking through some of the old photos we had from our film camera and you know what? I didn't realize it before, but it seemed like you had talent. We never really thought you did. I was surprised because you're a girl and I always assumed men were better at photography, you know?
Me: THANKS DAD.
Last time I was in Portland, I saw a dude on a high-wheel bike with a knitted beanie/scarf thingy for his beard. Lol.
I also saw a homeless man collecting beer cans. All the beers he had in his shopping cart were PBR. I was watching this from a balcony while sipping Chai tea, not too far from a street with the name of a Simpsons character.
Man. I miss that place, haha.
Let’s get drunk because fuck responsibilities.